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Penguins Declare War with the Rest of the World.

 



Lately, penguins have been complaining that their climate in the South Pole is too cold.
"We want warmer food and warmer water!"
Complains Thomas a 17 year old penguin from the north side of the South Pole.
We are used to the penguin complaining, but this new claim takes it to a whole new level.
This morning Kuju a 48 year old penguin elder said...
"We want war, if you don't surrender we will fight."
What will happen? Will the people fight for their warmth or will they surrender to the penguins?
And if we fight, will we win or will we be taken down.....by penguins?
Find out... probably never.
Once the penguins see our scary weapons they won't want to fight.

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